"Ummm..... Hello there....

"I.. err.. M..m.. My name is Drat. And I am VERY pleased to meet you...

"I was asked to be your personal Guide to.. umm... tell you about the Fuddles. Fuddles are eerrr... furry... and they have.... Green eyes.. no.. well.. some of them do anyway... I do, but I'm not a fuddle...

"They live a looong time, and they live underground in small holes and tunnels and things. They are very tiny, but lead very big lives, they have tons of adventures, and wars and stuff. Sometimes they fight a lot, but they don't like to kill, so I guess it is okay.... but not really...

"I'll tell you what, you tell me what you want to know, and I'll do my best to explain it."